he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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