This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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