Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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