I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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