I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
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In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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