i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I feel great
I just peed on a car
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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