At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Randomize
