have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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