Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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