To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so that wasnt chicken after all
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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