you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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