hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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