Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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