Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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