Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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