im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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