she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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