I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
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You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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