Non-Jews are for practice
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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