In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Randomize