I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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