I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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