i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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