ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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