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(313): View more from Michigan

so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.

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(313): so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it. http://tfl.nu/rth5

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(330): View more from Ohio

We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.

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Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.

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(330): We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens. (330): Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible. http://tfl.nu/ibu5

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket

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(321): you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket http://tfl.nu/cdhn

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.

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(865): Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet. http://tfl.nu/z1qf

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(623): View more from Arizona

Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.

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(623): Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again. http://tfl.nu/wv7w

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(678): View more from Georgia

I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.

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(678): I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts. http://tfl.nu/4sqd

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(260): View more from Indiana

How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?

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(260): How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content? http://tfl.nu/u3hm

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(757): View more from Virginia

Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'

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(757): Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome' http://tfl.nu/u586

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(678): View more from Georgia

I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count

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(678): I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count http://tfl.nu/smaa

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(954): View more from Florida

I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.

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(954): I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people. http://tfl.nu/j7bv

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(419): View more from Ohio

When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.

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(419): When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all. http://tfl.nu/xpv5

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(706): View more from Georgia

You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.

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(706): You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT. http://tfl.nu/osv9

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(770): View more from Georgia

Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck

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(770): Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck http://tfl.nu/dtrp

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(802): View more from Vermont

I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"

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(802): I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works" http://tfl.nu/gdy1

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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.

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(618): A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in. http://tfl.nu/spi2

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