Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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