I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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