Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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