Just cropdusted the office
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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