haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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