I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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