Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
