Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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