I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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