we're blogging at a bar
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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