Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Randomize