well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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