What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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