And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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