Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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