Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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