this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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