What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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