Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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