He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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