Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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