Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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