Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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