My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Sext me about skeletons
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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