Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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