I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
where are my eyebrows?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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