i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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