thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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