sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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