My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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