So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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