Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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