this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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